Я заметил, что у большинства форумчан, явные проблемы с чувством юмора (не в обиду, конечно).
Юмор, говоришь? Щас будет.
В общем, в современных играх есть такая вещь, как достижения, или "ачивки". Кто-то играет исключительно ради них. Кто-то (я в том числе) вообще не обращает на них внимания. Представляю вашему вниманию... список достижений для игры Ultimate Mortal Kombat Trilogy!
Beginner’s Luck: Win your first match.
Killer Kombo: Perform a 12 hit combo.
A Dangerous Person: Perform a 50% damage combo.
Your First Kill: Perform a Fatality.
Kombat Master: Beat a tower.
Match Booker: Build a tower and beat it.
Kode Specialist: Enter three different Kombat Kodes in a tower and win all three matches.
The Future Power: Beat an old version of a kombatant with his or her newer version.
Blast from the Past: Beat a new version of a kombatant with his or her older version.
Free at Last: Arrange a match between MK1 Kano and Sonya on Kahn’s Arena.
Timeline One, Part 1: Beat MK1 Shang Tsung with MK1 Liu Kang in Goro’s Lair or the Warrior Shrine.
Timeline One, Part 2: Finish MK2 Johnny Cage on any MK2 arena.
Timeline One, Part 3: Beat MK3 Kano with MK3 Sonya on the Rooftop.
Shaolin Monks Rule: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Liu Kang and Kung Lao.
A Special Forces Member: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Sonya and Jax.
My Brother is No Noob: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Sub-Zero Sr. and Sub-Zero Jr.
The Best Team of 2004: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Noob Saibot and Smoke.
Toothy Pair: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Baraka and Mileena.
Pride of Edenia: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Kitana and Jade.
Safeties Disabled: Beat the 2-on-1 tower with Sektor and Cyrax.
One for Each of You: Perform two different Fatalities after winning a 1-on-2 match.
A Wide Range: Perform all the finishers of a single fighter.
So Many Ways to Die: Perform a Stage Fatality on each arena.
Mortal Kombat Kindergarten: Finish every UMKT fighter with a Babality.
What’s Inside Them All? Finish every UMKT fighter with a Brutality.
Timeline Two: Arrange every battle from MK 2011 Story mode, replacing Quan Chi with Rain.
Off with His Arms: Beat Jax with Ermac.
That’s Not Your Fireball, Bitch! Beat Chameleon Woman with Sheeva.
Blasted from the Next Game: Kill Motaro with Rayden.
All as It Was: Beat Goro and MK1 Shang Tsung in Goro’s Lair, Kintaro and Shao Kahn’s clone on Kahn’s Arena, Motaro on the Balcony and True Shao Kahn at the Pit-3.
Or Was It? Beat Reptile at the Pit Bottom, Jade, Human Smoke and Noob Saibot in Goro’s Lair and Chameleon at the Dead Pool.
Killed with His Own Safety System: Kill Shao Kahn with a Stage Fatality on Kahn’s Arena.
De-Bone the De-Boner: Kill MK3 Kano with UMK3 Noob Saibot’s Animality.
Crush the Crusher: Kill MK3 Sonya with MK1 Sonya’s Crushing Net Fatality.
Trample the Trampler: Kill MK3 Jax with Motaro’s Animality.
Exile the Exiler: Kill Nightwolf with a Stage Fatality on the Balcony.
Burn the Burner: Kill Scorpion with a Stage Fatality in Scorpion’s Lair.
Chew the Chewer: Kill Reptile with Stryker’s Animality.
R.I.P. Ripper: Kill Sub-Zero Sr. with Cyrax’s Spine Rip Fatality.
Spin the Spinner: Kill Sindel with Kabal’s Triple Spin Fatality.
I’m Noisier than You: Kill Sindel with Rain’s Animality.
Thunder God Substitute: Perform Nightwolf’s Friendship to MK2 Rayden.
Femme Fatale: Defeat Kitana, Jade and Mileena with Chameleon Woman.
The Ultimate Ninja: Defeat Scorpion, Sub-Zero Sr., Reptile, Ermac, Rain, Human Smoke and Noob Saibot with Chameleon.
I’m Better than Any of You: Defeat Kitana, Jade, Johnny Cage, Sektor, Sub-Zero Sr. and Jax with Shang Tsung.
Killed with Their Own Weapon: As Shang Tsung, morph into your opponent and steal their Fatality.
The True Champion: Defeat every UMKT fighter with Liu Kang.
Vintage Easter Egg: As MK2 Sub-Zero, send a frozen enemy into the Dead Pool.
Not Done Yet: Continue a Brutality with a Fatality.
Refusing to Die: After losing a battle with FHim Resist on, finish your opponent before he finishes you.
BFF: With FHim Resist on, battle another player and perform your both Friendships after the match.
Double KO: With FHim Resist on, battle another player and perform finishers in order to kill each other simultaneously.
Brutalities from 2020? Perform a Combo Fatality.
The Ultimate Fighting Game Expert: Win a Pong match.
Realm Conqueror: Win three rounds in Rellim Ohcanep.
Watch and Adore, Mortal: Arrange your own Finisher Demonstration for your friend.
I’m Patient Enough: Watch the final titles to the end.
Officially a Geek: Beat the game with every fighter and perform every finisher at least once.
Have It, KABAL, It’s Still Imperfect: Acquire the Blue Screen of Death.
Another Revelations Dumbass: Suggest adding Quan Chi and Cyber Sub-Zero to the game on the forum.
Kreative Brain: Suggest adding a new finisher on the forum.
I Want More, I Want 3D: Have a break with UMKT and download Mortal Kombat Armageddon.
Even the Elder Gods Need Rest: Have a break with Mortal Kombat and play something else.
Platinum: Obtain all other Achievements.
Добавлено позже:Наверно я не дождусь Cindera c eго Скарлет-Хамелеоншей…
Всё никак руки не дойдут выложить. Скарлет появляется, например, при >>vZ и ответном >><vX Кун Лао (появляется расчленённый Кано, ну а Хамелеонша перекрашивается в его палитру).
